(Community Matters) “God agrees to grant Hyman a wish, w/ the condition that whatever he asks for, his brother-in-law will get double. ‘Ok’ Hyman says, ‘I wish I were half-dead.'”
“At his checkup, Schwartz asks the doctor, ‘Do you think I’ll live to 100? I don’t smoke or drink or eat rich food or have sex with loose women.’ ‘So why do you want to live to 100?’ ”
“What does a Jew hope people will say about him at his funeral? ‘Look! He’s moving!’ ”
11/14 New York Magazine, “They’re Old, They’re Jewish and They Have DNA Like You Wouldn’t Believe.” Posted from my blackberry
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