(Community Matters) Damn it, Stephen – you can’t tell him anything.
Colbert broke the story on LGBT manipulation of the weather, how we sent Hurricane Isaac to interrupt the Republican National Convention in Tampa:
“Hurricanes form from rising moisture created by hot steamy man action aboard a gay Caribbean cruise. When that sin gets high enough it makes the angels cry and those tears fall to earth in the form of massive precipitation because homosexuals are a vital part of the water cycle. That’s why the gay symbol is a rainbow!”
“So clearly the liberal gays out there planned the storm by gaying it up extra hard someplace.”
What he didn’t report was Chris’ & Jimmy’s Homocon, intended as the antidote . But, they’re the bad witches; they’re power doesn’t stack up – even though (& I kid you not) Grover Nordquist, Mark Foley & S.E. Cupp were in attendance.
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